- Fake head of hair
- Hairpiece
- Have the odd whinge about judge’s hairpiece
- Owning every other toupee
- Rug
- Scold severely (inf)
- Toupee
- Dense tangled mass
- Door rug
- Faulty ATM issues rug
- Floor covering
- Floor rug
- Gymnastics floor pad
- gymnastics surface
- Hand-woven rug
- Removing tuft edges from ratty, torn rug
- Scandinavian rug