- Compresses
- Compresses, ... down
- Flattens
- Catastrophically sir, no handcuffs!
- Chains
- Clothes pressers
- Flattens
- Golf clubs
- Golf clubs for Jeremy
- Is ringing Ron or Jeremy
- A short price
- Balances, ... up
- betting chances but not odds
- Betting odds
- Equalises
- Equally balances
- Flattens
- Bulldozes
- Destroys
- Flattens
- Flattens razors, by the sound of it
- Levels to ground
- utterly destroys