- Boffins
- Dorks
- Dorky youths
- Doug abandons underdogs leaving geeks confused!
- Geeks
- Socially inept teens
- Boffins
- Boffins (coll)
- Heed gags about boffins
- Highbrow people
- Highbrows (coll)
- Intellectuals
- Scholars heed gags for a change
- Cosmos scientists
- Experts whose findings are light years away
- Moon-starers, perhaps?
- No more stars out for stargazers
- Observatory boffins
- Rarest moons confused scientists
- Space scientists